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douche-calade

Someone who possesses enough douchery to evenly share it with 6 or 7 more people, i.e. the number of seats in an Escalade
"Man, Travis is such a douche canoe."
"No way man, he's a full on douche-calade."
by Jackass and Bryguy March 8, 2016
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Old cafateria hag

An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.

This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.

It does this because it needs to have space to roll around
Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.

That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.
by Djfjdhdhglhkgjegehfnc May 23, 2017
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Camate

To initiate and continue doing a specific event or action for a lengthy period of time. A combination of the words "commencing" and "continuing."
Hispanic women are less likely to camate breasfeeding.

"Yo, Lisa, I'm bouta camate dis Netflix binge."
by Health Polizei August 1, 2018
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Caltech

MIT's more sober and hardcore brother. Though MIT thinks it's too cool for Caltech and its students can hide behind its prestige, Caltech remains legitimately superior in the maths and sciences without having to resort to mass substance abuse.
MIT:Caltech::Billy Carter:Jimmy Carter...any Caltech student can get this analogy
by course18 September 3, 2006
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CLATES

CLATES is a reference to the male testiclates or testicules. Originated from Group X in late 2010. This word is also used when you want to reference the "scrotum" or "balls" of a man.
Awe piss Tom!! You got me right in my CLATES!!
by CLATEmaster April 16, 2011
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chalater

'Gotta go now... Chalater.
by guineapiguk October 13, 2009
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Caltech

An institute with a grand total of three girls (one pregnant, one lesbian, and one three-year-old -- Dean's daughter). Students would like you to believe that they have something that the Massachusetts Institute of Technology MIT does not... and they are right! They have more circle-jerks to the latest issue of Hot Women of Science Monthly.
Person 1: I go to Caltech.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I'm not gay... (Walks away)

Person 1: So, we were at Caltech, studying--- Wait, I think you've got something wrong with your chest.
Person 2: Ummm, I'm a girl.
Person 1: (Is confused) Guuu... uuhh... urrrl?
by Holding My Sausage Hostage December 9, 2008
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