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An institute with a grand total of three girls (one pregnant, one lesbian, and one three-year-old -- Dean's daughter). Students would like you to believe that they have something that the Massachusetts Institute of Technology MIT does not... and they are right! They have more circle-jerks to the latest issue of Hot Women of Science Monthly.
Person 1: I go to Caltech.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I'm not gay... (Walks away)

Person 1: So, we were at Caltech, studying--- Wait, I think you've got something wrong with your chest.
Person 2: Ummm, I'm a girl.
Person 1: (Is confused) Guuu... uuhh... urrrl?
by Holding My Sausage Hostage December 5, 2006
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