Cakers

A super-cool nickname only super-cool people have.

Jim: "Hey man, what nickname are you putting on the back of your shirt?"
Jake: "Oh, I'm putting Cakers cuz I'm super cool!"

by Agunnnnnnn March 14, 2019

caker

A person obsessed with a woman, someone who writes or listens to soft love songs, someone infatuated with a female, a person who chooses hoes before bros, a soft guy, a sensitive fellow.

Look at Chris, that dude been caking all day.
What a caker, he be writing poems for that chick.

by Earl_Xrated May 31, 2017

fire caker

One who is beyond gay.

You are seriously a fire caker. Get away from me.

by Claytonitis August 17, 2007

Caker Mayfield

The act of receiving a blow job from a nasty skank in the parking lot of a cheesecake factory restaurant.

Bernie meet up with that Instagram skank at the mall and got himself a Caker Mayfield.

by Walfer November 5, 2021

Caker Mayfield

The act of receiving a blow job at, near or in the parking lot of the Cheesecake Factory--usually from a skanky chick

Bernie got a Caker Mayfield from Kacie at the uptown mall parking lot next to the. Cheesecake Factory.

by Anita Screw November 12, 2021

caker's dozen

A girl who has received at least 13 facials.

Erin blew Vinny last night... she's up to at least a caker's dozen by now.

by jack432143 January 9, 2011

Hostess caker

A male who spends money on women in the strip club. A male who is married and spends money on other females looking for something in return.

"If Pimp C were here he'd call me a hostess caker, cuz you dancing up them dreams just shaking your money maker"
~ Paul Wall

Tiger Woods was being a hostess caker when he was spending money on other woman and cheating on his wife.

by Jay Bugsy October 17, 2010