Cag

Ehh, basic,

Your shirt is so cag

This food is so cag

Alicia's hair is so cag

Dashawn's huaraches are cag

by Alicia1299 August 18, 2017

Cag

An utterly unsatisfactory event that has happened in school or in any other pubnlic setting: Originates from the spanish verb "cagar" meaning to take a a long and refreshing crap.

Damn pimp, that test is gonna screw my average the F**k up! What a cag!!

by Jigga May 13, 2005

cag

To expel the contents of your stomach, to vomit.

I had so much to drink last night night, then I pulled some utter munter (qv). Woke up this morning and it was all I could do not to cag my guts up over the repulsive truffle-hunter.

by Guvnor March 22, 2005

CAG

CAG stands for Cool Ass Girl

Person 1: Allie is freaking awesome
Person 2: Yeah, she is such a CAG

by greco1255 September 30, 2011

Cag

Fungi growing from a cum rag.

“Dude you have cag to? We can be cag buddies!”

by Kryptee June 6, 2018

Cag

Rape

Drew Caged molly

by Mason Phegley November 13, 2018

Cag

The adulteration of a cough and a gag

Flem, stomach acid and saliva must exhibit the mouth whilst the cag is in progress

Good morning Nigel how are you

*CAG*

OMG Nigel how dare you

Apologies Bartholomew

by YEAST INFECTION 37 November 10, 2019