Edwardian cladding

While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.

Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.

by MoRgANaNaToR666 March 23, 2021

Chadding

Posting something to the internet from a mobile device while defecating on a toilet. Emails, forum replies and youtube posts all count. Originally started by Chad on his iPhone

"You know that hilarious post I made? I was chadding while I did it."
"What? that's disgusting! I hope you finished before you wiped."

by RoninEclipse May 1, 2009

Codding

To play Call Of Duty, a verb, very common in the gaming community.

"Dude, I was codding it so hard last night."

"My mom walked in on me codding"

"What did you do this weekend?"
"Nothing much, I codded it a few times."

"I cod it too much, I think that my joystick is broken."

"Hey, do you wanna' cod with me?"

"Mom says I'm grounded, she caught me codding too much."

"Hey do you wanna hang out?"
"Nah, I gotta do some stuff..."
"Youre probably just codding right now."

by Jeanzboy December 20, 2009

cudding

To suck off a guy and throw up cum all over his face

Ryan was cudding all night long last night

by shann0n September 18, 2006

credit carding

opening a door that you don't have access the keys to using a credit card, by tricking the locking mechanism up and down.

dude i still can't believe that you've credit carted the door lock just to take a picture.

I learned this credit carding method from my inmate back in 90s.

by adamandeveandbeer September 28, 2010

chadding

To simultaneously take multiple dicks in one's associated, usually in the doggy style position. Chad fingers is done by a slutty gay male and cannot be done with a woman.

1: Dude, I walked in on Sam list night and he was totally chadding Damien and Mark.

2: Well, Sam has always been a dirty whore.

1: True that.

by Jabberwokky January 4, 2013

Codding

v. To play the fucking best game in the entire world, COD4, or the still fucking awesome but not as good COD5. Both of these terms short for Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, and Call of Duty 5: World at War. Codding is the sole reason that teenage boys have horrible, shitty grades, does not go out of the house on Sundays, otherwise known as Holy Sabbath day of Codding. On occasion, many highschool teenage boys will pull a codding binge on a certain weekend already chosen by the codders of the school. The players will then play COD all weekend long with there Codding partners. But Codding is very fucking sweet, I just wish that I didn't waste my life. There is a prediction that as soon as COD 6, AKA Modern Warfare 2 comes out, many codders will indeed Jizz in there pants and there will be a sharp spike in Codding it up.

Dave: Dude we have to go codding sumtime this weekend nig
John: Yah, we should go codding Sunday since I have no plans that day. Ill have time then to open a can of COD whoopass on yo bitch ass
Dave: Alrighty then bro, Im gonna be codding from 6.am to about 8.pm. I will take breaks though for food, and masturbation
John: I shall do the same, Did you see the Modern Warfare 2 trailer?
Dave: Yes I did, I almost made it through the video, but then I jizzed my pants,
John: I jizzed my pants too Dave, I just wish i had better Stamina because I led my load out about 1:29 in.
Dave: Oh well, one day well be able to watch it without jizzing in our pants. We have to train though.
John: I love codding so much

by BigAmmo July 23, 2009