canoons

A genetic disorder in which a female's breasts are extrodinarily larger than the size of the individual's head.

To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.

(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)

Breast Size = 30cm(square)
Head Size = 15cm(square)

Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.

by Daniel Livi November 24, 2004

Cacooning

The art of enwrapping another individual with your body for comfort. It may leave the other immobilized while the form of "snuggling" is occuring.

Cacooning happens often when I watch Netflix with Bae.

by Viral Hymn April 13, 2016

cacon

A Bully

Your being really mean Cacon

by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021

Cocooning

Usually occurs when laying on one's back when wrapped in blanket so that only their head is shown; blanket is also tucked under their feet and under arms. Looks like one is making a cocoon as butterflies would.

Girl walks into living room where she see's her sister watching tv, tightly cuddled into a blanket.

Girl: "Aw, look at you all nestled up there."
Sister: "Yeah, im cocooning, it's the best way to keep warm."

by MissMakeup August 25, 2011

Cocoon

The act of pouring hot wax on your balls to create a covering like a cocoon.

I am going to cocoon myself.

by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020

cachonda

caliente or horny. origination from las cachis

"your at the club chachiandando"

by cachi's April 24, 2005

cocooning

retreating to the seclusion of your home (as for privacy or escape)

I put on my favorite bulky clothes and laid on the sofa for hours. I was cocooning because I did not want to be bothered by anyone today.

by Suzie Quinn May 8, 2007