A disobedient person that also has anger/rage issues causing her to be kicked off soccer teams and give concussions. Caramelli is also a very gullible person that constantly looses here one and only prized possession... her ipod touch. She often has a bad choice in music and in male species for boyfriends but is destined to be with Markus. Her future also includes being sent to jail for murder and rape because a 5 year old took her ipod.
by Con-Man13 June 4, 2013
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However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
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When a person who acts nice but is actually a snake gets exposed- The phrase is as it is because when you make caramel you burn sugar (as in a "sweet" person)
Person 1- "ugh I hate that girl Sasha, she's such a lying bitch. She acts nice to me when others are around but talks trash about me behind my back"
Person 2- " yo didn't you hear she got caramelized"
Person 1- "ayyy finally people know her for who she actually is"
Person 1- "YOUUUUUU ARE A LIAR I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS HOE"
Person 2- "nOooo"
Person 1- "Get caramelized you cunt"
Person 2- " yo didn't you hear she got caramelized"
Person 1- "ayyy finally people know her for who she actually is"
Person 1- "YOUUUUUU ARE A LIAR I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS HOE"
Person 2- "nOooo"
Person 1- "Get caramelized you cunt"
by Sofiuh April 23, 2017
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To 'caramelldance', simply place your hands on top of your head (as if they were ears) and wave them up and down while moving your hips from side to side simultaneously.
'Caramelldansen' is often done by large groups of people at anime conventions.
Originally sung in Swedish, there is also an English dub of the song.
The most popular version of Caramelldansen is the Speedycake remix. A remix of the Swedish song done by a Japanese company.
To 'caramelldance', simply place your hands on top of your head (as if they were ears) and wave them up and down while moving your hips from side to side simultaneously.
'Caramelldansen' is often done by large groups of people at anime conventions.
Originally sung in Swedish, there is also an English dub of the song.
The most popular version of Caramelldansen is the Speedycake remix. A remix of the Swedish song done by a Japanese company.
At an anime convention:
Person 1: Look! Caramelldansen!
Person 2: Let's join them! *runs towards the group and starts caramelldancing*
Person 1: Look! Caramelldansen!
Person 2: Let's join them! *runs towards the group and starts caramelldancing*
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