Cyrax

Chance Wilkins, AKA Cyrax, (sometimes spelled “Cyraxx” or “Psyraxx” is a an individual currently best known as the lolcow who looks like Gollum’s long lost Brother. A proverbial Internet tough guy, this specimen of an individual is often seen challenging his mortal enemy, MusicBizMarty to combat in front of his home to “throw down”. Despite Mr. Biz Marty going to Chances home twice, Cyrax has been to busy hiding behind his Grandmothers skirt, or in his attic to come out and even look at MusicBizMarty. Notable for sending an inappropriate picture to an underage girl, Mr Wilkins has yet to take responsibility for his actions, and is thus pursued by his 3 personal reapers, MusicBizMarty, Masshole Reports, and William Gloryhole. Other notable things about this Gollum roleplayer include picking at his head scabs so much that they cannot heal, streaming and arguing with trolls from 1am-6am keeping hsi grandparents awake, being given $20 by his grandparents to buy them 2 $4 blankets and pocketing the change, saying a certain word despite not being black, thinking a rat moving in his room was a bullet going through his window, and repeatedly stealing Music, beats and ideas from many musical artists, like Wance Chilkins. Unfortunately, do to Chance being a proverbial attic goblin deprived of common knowledge, he offen deletes and remakes youtube channels.

Guy: wow, there hasn’t been a good lolcow since WingsofRedemption
Guy 2: you need to check out Cyrax! This guy is worse than Wingsofredemption by far!

by MartyMusicVideos January 9, 2023

Cyrano

It is a situation when a nerdy guy helps a handsome guy date the girl that he loves by telling him what to say and what to do. The word is from a character that portrayed the act.

Our boss asked us to meet him here and he is not here yet, he just tried to put us together, he cyrano’d us. Let’s make him win, kiss me.

by Sanchina June 19, 2018

Cyroaudiovascularmalexia

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.

I'm not a perv, I just have cyroaudiovascularmalexia. It's terminal.

by walmrrt December 5, 2018

cyrielle

A cyrielle is a wonderful person, a good listener, an amazing friend. Smart and cool, beautiful and sexy, Cyrielle is close to the perfection.

Wow, you look so cyrielle !

by romlab June 5, 2017

Cyriel

The name "Cyriel" comes from a Greek origin, meaning "lord" or "master". Cyriels are very passionate and strong-willed. They are a very rare type of person, their presence can never go unnoticed and their hearts are as pure as gold. If you are ever lucky enough to meet this special of a person, don't let them go.

Cyriel is a very uncommon but beautiful name that needs more recognition

by Blue2020 January 5, 2021

Cyrix

Cyrix Corporation was a company that manufactured central processing units until it collapsed. Their chip designs came from improved versions of Intel chips that were tediously reverse-engineered in-house and made to perform everyday tasks faster while operating at lower speeds.

A Cyrix chip?! Why do you still have a CPU made by Cyrix?!

by Cyrix_definition March 5, 2013

cyrusrex

1. this guy who does crazy screwed up experimental music.. which happens to be pretty damn good. his album "allofme.hyde" (2004) can be found on the amazon.com website.
2. an adjective for an adjective used to describe hair colors. works only on colors that have been seen on the head of cyrusrex.
3. www.negative3.com

1a. damn, i've been listening to that weird track by cyrusrex all day. it has taken me to the edge of insanity and i love it!
1b. i declare my undying love to cyrusrex.
2. cyrusrex brown, cyrusrex red, cyrusrex blue
3. what a horrible day. oh well, a visit to the negative3 website and everything will be alright again.

by Mimiiii September 22, 2008