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Cuntwallet

A term for a girl who is completely useless, a slut, and otherwise serves no purpose in life.
I can't stand Lauren, she's such a cuntwallet
by TK52 November 16, 2009
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cuntwatulated

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"
Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.
by Vinter April 22, 2008
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cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.
Shannon is a cuntwaffle!
by Josh August 17, 2003
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Cuntwagon

Someone, usually a woman, who goes out of her way to be an obnoxious, annoying, condescending bitch to the point that she needs to jump on the bandwagon, aka the "cuntwagon." Or, someone who is a wagon full of nasty pathetic cunts.
"Rachel is such a stupid, two-faced bitch."
"Nah..she's nothing but a dirty cuntwagon."
by FetalEviLolive September 25, 2015
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Cunt Wad

Your cunt wad's a piece of shit just like you.
by Sweetness1977 April 27, 2016
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cuntwanker

Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.
Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.
by thehonkster June 11, 2009
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Cuntadactyl

(n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Dude, looks at that chick. She looks prehistoric.

I know. She's such a cuntadactyl.

Indeed.
by thegreataristotle July 22, 2009
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