crud

A way of badly insulting someone. This can make your scheul bullies cry.....unless they know it means poop.

Stop that, you piece of crud!
teacher arrives, horrified

me: it means poop

teacher: smiles and walks away

by SNUBBED June 23, 2019

Crud

When someone has black gunk underneath their nails.

Errr, Juliet’s got well cruddy nails.

by MazzBazz January 23, 2019

cruds

slang for marijuana/weed

You got any cruds to sell?

by Kyle March 21, 2005

crud

Dried semen and vaginal juices on bed clothes

He must have shagged her last night, his bedclothes are all covered in crud.

by SteveMick Pete January 17, 2007

crud

the stuff that builds up under the toilet seat, behind the toilet, in peoples ears, and in between peoples legs.

Look at all that crud in there!

by Big Bad Bastard January 17, 2007

Crud

Crust or gunk on the inside of your friend's mother's vagina

Dude, I was going to sleep with Nick's mom last night, but she had a bunch of crud in her vag!

by TheNumber1Jordy November 11, 2010

crud

white flaky stuff that cakes around your lips when it's cold out.

EWK! Did you just kiss Jason with all that crud on his lip?

by masterprisci January 11, 2008