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Crash Dummy

a) Someone who knowingly commits dangerous or harmful acts that can result in a negative outcome

b) Same as an actual Crash Test Dummy but under different circumstances
1. Don’t be a crash dummy selling drugs on the street knowing you have kids at home.

2. Sleeping with your friend’s man just because your boyfriend flirted with her is crash dummy activities.

3. You’re a crash dummy if you try to sell someone a stolen car.
by JustThinkAboutIt May 27, 2025
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Crash Dummy

Someone who puts themselves in a lose lose situation. In other words, someone who decides to pursue a single baby momma.
Person 1: My girlfriend won't stop talking about her baby daddy
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.
by latrelljennings October 3, 2025
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Crash Text Dummy

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.
I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!
by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021
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Crash dummy

You’re not here to get better, you’re here to make the good ones better than they are by pushing them to be the best. In games you cheer them on and when you get in you sit in the corner and shoot 3s.
That crash dummy is good at his job! He plays his role!
by The crash dummy February 4, 2020
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