crackton

Noun. A shortened form of Crack + town that was coined on The Simpsons episode 5F17. Crackton refers to that part of a town or city where the lowest elements of the socio-economic spectrum typically lives. Usually riddled by drug abuse and crime, Crackton contains many pawnshops, needle exchanges, check cashing facilities, family planning centers, laundrymats, pornography distributors, and thrift shops. Crackton is often known by other names including: skid row, junkyville and crackville.

Let's go to Crackton and score some smack.

by Slagathor April 23, 2004

Cracktonia

A majestic empire in the cafeteria of Amity Regional High School. With a well thought out governing body and constitution, Cracktonia has withstood years of attacks from administrative officials and foreign armies. When the country was dissolved, each citizen ceremoniously licked the Crack dividing the two Cracktonian provinces.

"Man, i want to go on vacation"
"Let's go to the majestic nation of Cracktonia!"

by THE CRACKTONIAN PARLIAMENT June 28, 2004

Crackodon

A young child under the age of 6 that wakes up at the crack of dawn demanding to be fed and entertained, especially on weekends and holidays.

After working hard all day yesterday, I was looking forward to sleeping in this morning. Alas, it was not to be; I was awaken at 6:15 by a crackodon demanding breakfast.

by Kandi Taylor March 23, 2008

cracksonville

Alternate name for Jacksonville, a drug addled, crime ridden city in N.E. Florida

Cracksonville is NOT the place to bring the wife and kiddies on vacation (unless all of you want to score!)

by teder June 18, 2011

Crackony

New nickname for the Tacony neighborhood located in Northeast Philly. The reason for it was due to the recent crack epidemic, an increase in section 8 housing, new pawn shops, and liquor stores.

You can tell that dude's from Crackony cuz he only got 3 teeth! badlands

by Money$hotGun January 23, 2018

Captain Checkdown

Trent Edwards, QB Buffalo Bills. The phrase used to describe Trent Edwards, the QB of the NFL's Buffalo Bills. The NFL quarterback who historically throws most of his passes under ten yards.

This phrase can also be used to describe any QB who tends to throw the majority of his passes under ten yards.

Lee Evans and TO were open down field all day and of course Captain Checkdown didn't throw to them once.

by izzman October 4, 2009

crackton

Nickname for the town in London called "Acton".

"let's go to crackton"

by g-man11111 April 22, 2008