A condition found in young women characterised by an uncontrollable urge to cook and clean for family and friends, and otherwise take care of them the way a housewife would, though the subject is not married or a mother. Also known as CHD.
My compulsive housewife disorder kicked in at that party last night. I cleaned up vomit, nursed a few unconscious girls, and cooked breakfast in the morning.
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This highlighting ranges from constantly clicking the text at random, highlighting the words as they are read, or highlighting the words as a bookmark to stay on track.
This highlighting ranges from constantly clicking the text at random, highlighting the words as they are read, or highlighting the words as a bookmark to stay on track.
Jimmy is a compulsive highlighter; he constantly clicks at his computer screen even while he's just reading!
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Get the compulsive liar mug.An asshole who is always blowing shit out his mouth. And makes up stories to make himself look better, but winds up just driving himself further into the already huge hole in the ground.
Why do we even try to listen to him? He says he hit someone with a rock who Ding Dong Ditched his house, when it was us that did the DDD ad he never saw us. Definitely a compulsive liar.
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Often stories are to farfetched to be true.
When confronted about such lies they will often try to make the story more believeable.
Do you know one?
Often stories are to farfetched to be true.
When confronted about such lies they will often try to make the story more believeable.
Do you know one?
tony(compulsive liar)
Guy(person who laughs at compulsive liar)
Guy: Mount everest is huge eh?
tony: I climbed it once.
Guy: No you didn't!
tony: Well not all the way but I was there.
Guy(person who laughs at compulsive liar)
Guy: Mount everest is huge eh?
tony: I climbed it once.
Guy: No you didn't!
tony: Well not all the way but I was there.
by WO0DS January 4, 2010
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A nice reaction to insults, though.
A nice reaction to insults, though.
"Hey! You dyed your hair! it's black now!"
"Really, Linn. i never would have figured that out."
"Nice compulsive sarcasm, Savvy."
"Gut reaction."
"God, you are so ugly. you should lose weight."
"You are so excellent at giving compliments."
"Why don't you just shut up, Kaila?"
"Because that would deprive all of you the sound of my lovely voice."
"Really, Linn. i never would have figured that out."
"Nice compulsive sarcasm, Savvy."
"Gut reaction."
"God, you are so ugly. you should lose weight."
"You are so excellent at giving compliments."
"Why don't you just shut up, Kaila?"
"Because that would deprive all of you the sound of my lovely voice."
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