COL
verb.
Coughing Out Loud (COL). A maneuver in which an individual tries to get out of a desperately sticky situation (i.e. funerals, bat mitzvahs, talking to a fat chick at a party, etc.) by coughing out loud. By COLing, this diminishes ones like factor with another person or situation, thereby causing them to dismiss you.
verb.
Coughing Out Loud (COL). A maneuver in which an individual tries to get out of a desperately sticky situation (i.e. funerals, bat mitzvahs, talking to a fat chick at a party, etc.) by coughing out loud. By COLing, this diminishes ones like factor with another person or situation, thereby causing them to dismiss you.
Me: So, anyway, I was getting ready to play some mad tongue hockey with this one ginger girl when I noticed her hair lip.
Bart: Dude, so how did you bail from that?
Me: I COL'ed dude, I COL'ed.
Bart. Win.
Famous Philosopher: To COL, or not to COL, that is the question.
Bart: Dude, so how did you bail from that?
Me: I COL'ed dude, I COL'ed.
Bart. Win.
Famous Philosopher: To COL, or not to COL, that is the question.
by COL Master 2000 October 20, 2009
Short for Lavacol, a brand of rubbing alcohol used for inexpensive intoxication by Sioux Indians in South Dakota
by aardworm October 24, 2012
by jas_rxxx March 24, 2021
No-one is entirely sure who or what col is, therefore this is expressed by people in a number of ways. Does anyone know who col is? We seek the truth.
1. "whos col?"
2. "yeah i know, but whos col?"
3. "wtf is col?"
4. "col is a 48 year old paedo who knows robbie"
2. "yeah i know, but whos col?"
3. "wtf is col?"
4. "col is a 48 year old paedo who knows robbie"
by Pabla February 14, 2005
Short for Colleen. an irish chick who hasn't eaten an ass before and acts like she did. she's smart and cool but she get jelly sometimes. if you wanna turn her on slap the booty.
by GUTTTTT January 8, 2019
For those of us that can be honest and admit that we don't really laugh our ass off (lol, lmao, roflmao, etc.) when someone texts or types something that's not really that funny, but just chuckle out loud instead.
Chuckle: –verb (used without object) 1. to laugh softly or amusedly, usually with satisfaction 2. to laugh to oneself: to chuckle while reading. 3.–noun. a soft laugh, usually of satisfaction.
Chuckle: –verb (used without object) 1. to laugh softly or amusedly, usually with satisfaction 2. to laugh to oneself: to chuckle while reading. 3.–noun. a soft laugh, usually of satisfaction.
by the trend is dead January 16, 2011
by Bbwolf2112 April 6, 2019