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Coca-Cola 

The all-American fav beverage. This is the fattening drink that is always promoted using sports or good looking people. It may cause damage to you but it has good benefits, when mixed with an alcoholic drink, or using it to scrub off rust.
American#1: Hey are you going to watch the new movie coming out?
American#2: Of course I am! Let me just bring my Coca-Cola for the show.
American#1: Good thing .
Coca-Cola by FergillusionZ December 10, 2015
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Coca-Cola 

Watery, bubbly, shit. To be more specific, to eat/ drink out of ones asshole.
Guy 1: Can I have some Coca-Cola? ͡
Guy 2: I'm not gay, you mewling quim!!!
Coca-Cola by Evan Cupskey May 27, 2018

Coca-Cola 

I couldn't wait an hour! I'm sorry! I'm so thirsty!
Hym "AH! *glugglugglug* TSSAAA! HOO! Yeah, it's cold enough *glugglugglug* TSSSAAAA! OOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS GOOD! I think I'll buy another when I get paid tomorrow. Jusy to pay homage to this one. You- Go ahead and drink your Coca-Cola now! If you tried to wait an hout I love you and I'll spare your life in the coming A.I. genocide"
Coca-Cola by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

coca cola 

Originally a liquid headache medicine, until it was realized that it tastes oh-so sweet. (Though it does cure headaches still) Now sold internationally, and has become a sponsor of most movie theatres, which sucks, because before you can watch your movie, you have to watch 20 minutes of Coca-Cola ads. I love coke, but show me my damn movie.
"Oy! I got a headache!"
"Here, have a coke! It's refreshing!"
coca cola by Mike June 1, 2004

Coca Cola 

Best dang thing in the world. pepsi's opposite.lets all hail coke.Antonym:Pepsi(taste like crap)
I want a transfer to a different school because they only have Pepsi not Coca-Cola.
Coca Cola by Cokefan October 17, 2003

Coca Cola 

1.the Cafinated Beverage that has a slightly larger Caffeine content than Pepsi and a Slightly lower Sugar content than Pepsi
2. the reason why Polar Bears are seen as 'cute'
1. no really coke has more Caffeine
2. oh look at those cute lil Bears drink from those little bottles, OH SO CUTE!!eleven
Coca Cola by Scary Terry April 8, 2005