perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 30, 2023

Dry clutching

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.

"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"

by Julio Cesar March 4, 2008

double clutching

To finger bang a person's ass while either performing oral sex on them, or while giving a male a hand job.

I encourage double clutching to my girlfriends.
I was watching porn, and this girl double clutched the dude.

by Jesse Ray 620 December 19, 2008

double clutching

Hitting the weed twice and then passing it. Usually a party foul.

"Whats wrong with you man, dont be double clutching on my weed."

by Kevin Crosby May 22, 2005

sheet clutching

A phrase used to portray the angst resulting from street cocaine use. Can also be used to describe the actual act of insufflating street cocaine. It represents the anxious feeling of having the compulsion to clutch your sheets in bed unable to sleep or relax.

As a verb: Guys, I'm not going to the birthday party; I'm sheet clutching tonight.

As an adjective: Man, that llello last night was gangster sheet clutchy.

by napkinsPH February 15, 2010

Double clutching

When a hoe takes on two or more dicks at the same time

Guy 1: Yo, Sheena new “man” don’t know is she is the biggest double clutching slut in the hood!

Guy 2: Hahaha, man that hoe messing around with John, Matt and Quameer at the same time? What a simp

by Joos man June 12, 2018

Dutch Clutching

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...

by McLame July 30, 2020