Closing the Windows

When a female tightens her anus around a man's penis before the man ejaculates. This insures that the man's sperm does not exit the anus during ejaculation.

Oh Bill, are you ready? I'm closing the windows!

by TheDude127 April 15, 2009

closing like

Facebook: the like you do to finish a convo you're bored with, when feeling it would be rude to make no response at all.

1: Great shopping trip!
2: Yeah? Whatchya get?
1: Frozen peas, fishfingers and pasta all on 3-for-2!
2: <closing like>

by panaphobe December 10, 2013

Closing Act

Following the opening act, the closing act is performed by the second person who substitutes during the houdini.

Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini this bitch with me?

Person 2: For sure, I call closing act!

Person 1: Yeah you would take sloppy seconds, ya faggot.

a hopkin-original

by B.Hop February 17, 2009

Closing Slippers

Closing slippers are shoes worn by high power closers; they typically are highly polished and have poge tassels. Worn by the best closers in the world.

Dave go get your closing slippers on and write the deal!

by 714closer January 7, 2011

Closing effect

A slight feeling of asphyxiation as the air in the room is drawn into people's clenching bum holes.

The closing effect caused the world to hold its breath in anticipation as the votes were cast. Fear struck and bum holes winked when the realisation that what could be, could be.

by brownsource November 8, 2016

Closing the books

You run up on a nigga that talk shit and can't keep his mouth shut

Student#1 : see that nigga over there he ugly asf 🤣
Student#2 : man I'm closing the books on this nigga, I done had enough!😡

by Xanarcy November 7, 2018

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019