Mr Clarke

Clarkey Shark is da bae

I love a bit of Mr clarke

by Punkey33 May 17, 2017

John Clarke

John Clarke is a grey-haired boy that is NOT a source to be reckoned with. He is the last air bender; also known as an Avatar. His bedtime is 8:00 P.m. Has a scar in the back of his sexy hair.

Did you see John Clarke air bend over the weekend?

by atahl14 February 25, 2019

Gillian Clarke

A poor excuse for a poet. Widely derided for use of obvious and poor imagery (see example), and for general all-round shitness.

(And she can't spell Vodafone).

Gillian Clarke can't be good. Listen to this poor excuse for poetry:

"The mouse curls in agony big as itself
and the star goes out in its eye."

by Andrey Biggins May 19, 2009

Ben Clarke

Is not a gay guy who likes big men, and happens to actually like bacon. He is also known to not work during french class cause he has no idea what he's doing but the teacher gives good marks anyways.

"Yo why the fuck is ben clarke here"

by benikrooni November 6, 2018

Clarke

is an amazing Man who loves his family above himself. He is intelligent and inquisitive. He loves to work with his hands and is able to fix anything. He is fiercely loyal and upholds the ideals of truth and justice. He will always fight for the underdog and will help all those who stand in need. He loves to laugh. He is witty, and has a way of finding joy in all the little things. He is very practical with a streak of imagination and child like wonder that twinkles in his eyes. He is an amazing lover and will always take care of the woman he is with, taking time and making her know that she is the most beautiful girl in the world.Clarke is the man every man wants to be like and every woman wants to be with.

You are so lucky to have a man like Clarke..He is a Dream.I thought they only were like that in the movies.

by Sparkles Harvey February 4, 2010

Elisia Clarke

The most illiterate person to ever live, literally can’t speak English and the only time she can read is when she has her special retarded glasses on. She is also a guy magnet, however only attracts weebs and computer nerds.

Simon: “I can’t read what it says”
Susan: “Ah, so you’re just like Elisia Clarke then”

by Dinosaur Rider August 1, 2020

clarkeometer

(n) a device, and/or system of measurement used to indicate the quantity of hair in the (female)genital region. Also frequently applied to males in the 21st century.

I didnt want to go down on her when I discovered that she scored very highly on the clarkeometer.

by Professor Goat December 14, 2004