Christ on a Cracker

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!

by michellezilla August 17, 2020

Christ Chex

its a miracle in a bowl

start you day off the holy way with christ chex, its a miracle in a bowl

by Gina September 16, 2003

Christ in a handbasket

A phrase used by someone to express complete and inconsolable levels of exasperation.
Usually modified with "Jesus" or any applicable expletive.

Boss: We need you to come in to work this weekend.
Me: Jesus Hubert Christ in a handbasket you'd better be fucking joking me!

by pdad September 25, 2005

Christ Almighty

An initial exclamation of exasperation. When something is not going the way it should, and heavy frustration occurs, calling upon the subject of this explanation may appear to be, to some, the only answer. Similar to "For God's Sake", "For Pete's Sake" or "For Fuck's Sake".

Christ Almighty, what did I do to deserve this?

Christ Almighty, she never did... did she?

Christ Almighty, Sat, will you please just Fuck off?

Christ Almighty, where are you when I need you?

by Sat O'Matic October 1, 2007

Christ on a Cracker

Variation of Jesus Christ on a Cracker. An English idiom that represents surprise.

Brigitte finally did something right? Well Christ on a Cracker!

by Brigitte Polcyn October 4, 2008

Christ on a bike

To show surprise at anything in a similiar manner to 'Jesus Christ'
This can be used in nearly any situation

A: 'Yeah, it was about 69ft tall'
B: 'CHRIST ON A BIKE'

by Jambanger September 16, 2020

Christ consciousness

The consciousness of the Original Human mentioned in the Gosple Of Mary, initiated by a conviction of truth of existence and a disregard for all belief that implies basic limitation.

It’s one thing if he chooses to be conscious awareness but, another if he chooses Christ consciousness.

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023