Chamfered

The act of penetrating your girlfriend while operating the computer programme “solid works”

I totally chamfered Rachael last night, I managed to finish my coursework and keep her pleasured!

by nandossucksass December 13, 2017

Chamfer

To fail at something in the worst and most embarassing possible fashion

"He chamfered that shot good and proper"

by BombBomb May 24, 2003

Chamfer

A strange manifestation of oral love juice that tends to bubble slowly from the corner of the mouth.

He was talking a load of Chamfer.

by Samwise May 23, 2003

Chaft

A long rod used to drive certain equiment, as discribed by a Mexican laborer.

"Hey Paco, the chaft on this tractor is bent".

by Mathu1789 September 28, 2008

chafting

A combination of the words chafing and shafting; describing the effect upon the genitalia of vigourous sex without sufficient lubrication.

After a hard nights chafting we were both in dire need of unguent.

by Droog January 27, 2005

Chaft

Chaft is derived from the words: chav, shaft and chaff.

It refers to people, usually lower middle class, who get enjoyment pitying those worse off than them, so they get a sense of importance.

Chafts are not usually rich, but like to pretend they are more superior than those with less money or possessions than them. They think they are some how better than chavs, or they 'feel sorry' for chavs, who they say have the right to be chavs.

In reality chafts only want chavs to exist so that there is someone worse off than them to feel superior over. Chafts resent chavs who get on in the world, especially if they do better than them.

Person A: Ever since my mom's friend became a magistrate she has always looked down on us.

Person B: She probably thinks she is more important than she is now she can decide whether or not people go to prison. She is just a chaft really.

by Dzon March 10, 2013

chamf

chill ass mother fucker

willie nelson and the man who made tampons are both chamfs

by chamf512 October 16, 2012