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Caterpillar Back

A woman that has tons of back fat and wears tight shirts which gives the appearance of a caterpillar in motion. Her very presence makes the penis soft.
That new broad in HR has a caterpillar back. She makes me gag with rage and hatred, how I loathe her fat back.
by OmegaSquad January 14, 2010
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crusty caterpillar

When someone is passed out at a party and you jizz onto one or both of their eyebrows. The jizz is dry and hardened when they awaken.
Trisha passed out at byrds last night and i blew on her eyebrows man. When she woke up she was pissed, looked like she had two crusty caterpillars on her forehead.
by jertel February 15, 2015
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The Caterpillar Effect

The phenomenon experienced on the road when someone decides to slow down their car to look at something of interest on the side of the road. This causes that area of the road to slow down for the following hours. This leads to cars, collectively, mimicking a caterpillar walking.
The phenomenon is easily observed on highways.
MAN! Some jerk decided to stop and look at one of the millions of car crashes a day and it's making everyone feel the Caterpillar Effect for the next hour!
by Arren69 September 23, 2012
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social caterpillar

One who avoids social situations but better then a wallflower.
Zachary was a social caterpillar after he turned 13.
by Stoner Geniuses April 18, 2018
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colin the caterpillar

A beautiful little boy, I beautiful in every way. He is a wonderful cake and he is incredibly valuable and tasty.
Colin the caterpillar is so darn sickly but I love him.
by Kingrakkiraptors January 5, 2020
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Caterpillar Eyebrows

Large, bushy eyebrows on a persons face that resemble fat caterpillars.

Examples of men with caterpillar eyebrows include the comedian Stephen Frost and the Canadian politician Michael Ignatieff.
"Wow, those caterpillar eyebrows are so thick he's going to need to start brushing them every morning!"
by Potatosaladgirl December 23, 2009
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Sloppy Caterpillar

When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.
That ugly bitch gave me a sloppy caterpillar!
by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
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