Carney Chlamydia

A super specific strain of chlamydiathat can only be caught by having sex with a carnival worker.

She caught a nasty case of carney chlamydia after hooking up with the ferris wheel operator.

by Nicole from Lakeville July 24, 2018

Carney'd

To recieve anal sex in an alarmingly rough manor, so much to the point your anal hole splits from violent manoeuvres

You my friend just got carney'd

Aww no, I feel like I've been carney'd!

by Halowarrior81 November 22, 2011

carney-ing

The Action of urinating into your own mouth, or another humans with uploading it onto a social network for the world to see.

Person 1 - Bro what are you doing?
Person 2 - I'm just carney-ing all the athletes do it.

by ScoottyGee June 30, 2014

Carney Comment

A carney comment is a utterly and absurd empty brained comment or remark that is made in the form of a question or statement

“Is wide-bodying a dodge durango a good idea?”
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment

by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022

Carney Comment

A carney comment is a statement or remark that is utterly unintelligent that isn’t relevant nor helps any person it is spoken to.

“Do you think it’s a good idea to wide body a durango?” This Carney Comment is very idiotic as no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea to wide body any car, leaving this question rhetorical.

by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022

jordyn carney

Jordyn Elizabeth Carney was born on 21st of september 2004 in New South Wales, Australia.
she’s honestly just pretty cute lmao.

“jim” You know Jordyn Carney?
“bob” Yeah oath she’s cute as i’m fuming she’s dating odin”

by LocalPoopDealer420 December 27, 2020

Tiria Carney

Tiria is one of the most admirable people you will ever meet. She has good morals, beautiful hair and is absolutely amazing at music. She will never talk bad about anyone and tries her best to make sure you are comfortable. Tiria is super funny and has an amazing taste in fashion. We love Tiria

"OMG Tiria Carney is so good at piano"
"ikr you should hear her on the flute"

by P R N C S S L H G September 11, 2022