calculator 

A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.

I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!

calculator by shekel May 23, 2014

Calculator 

The object that seems to do all your homework for you.

I can't find my Calculator - oh well, i'll have to get zero then...

Calculator by <mr.lexicographer> May 30, 2017

calculator 

The most useful tool included with microsoft windows when running in scientific mode. It can be used to convert any number into a different number format. It also does maths commands quite well.

Microsoft calculator comes in handy when writing numbers in binary or hexadecimal notation.

calculator by Once I killed a gopher with a stick June 20, 2006

calculator 

Yuto

Yuto is a calculator

calculator by JOKa August 21, 2003

calculator 

a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life

oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'

calculator by john f kennerdy December 8, 2016

Calculator 

Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test

Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator

Calculator by Hugedickuser69 June 3, 2020

calculator 

a god that can help you on a math test

kid 1 : i got a -5 on my math test
kid 2 : i got a 100 becasue of my calculator

calculator by nani-uwu December 7, 2020