c.o.b.s.t.l.

Case Of Balls Sticking To Legs. This can occur in extreme heat when there is excessive persperation from the lower regions. Also see c.o.i.b.

me on G7 - $#!+, i've got c.o.b.s.t.l. again!
person sitting next to me - whats that?
me - me balls is stickin to me legs!!
person - ewww...

by sam from G7 July 15, 2008

C.O.O.L.

Constipated
Ovverrated
Out-of-style
Loser

person 1:Dude, that nerd is such a dork.
person 2: Yeah, so c.o.o.l.

by SchizoozihcS May 17, 2009

C.O.B.S.

Acronym for Crab On Booty Syndrome. This syndrome occurs most often in high school and college students who haven't slept or gotten what they want over an extended period of time. Symptoms include irritability, hunger, the inability to co-operate with others, pouting, whining, frowning (in this case we will refer to it as an upside down smile), and a general distaste for the other people who inhabit planet earth.

"Damn she looks constipated, she must have C.O.B.S."

or

"Jesus! What is his/her problem? Maybe they would be in a better mood if that crab let go of their ass!"

by brew haha April 23, 2007

C.O.G.A.

C.O.G.A. = Collection Of Great Association.

Typically used in the Japanese American heritage. And the term C.O.G.A. is greatly used in the following example.

#1 - WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? You and your STUPID C.O.G.A.'S!

or

#2 - I made MILLIONS because of C.O.G.A.!

by POWER12 May 26, 2011

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.

Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"

Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"

Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"

by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011

C.O.P

Citizen On Patrol...very baller people

Leslie and Nicole are AWESOME C.O.P's!!!

by Nicole and Leslie May 2, 2005

c.o.g.

chuckle or giggle. used to describe awkward laughter when something is weird or amusing but really not that funny.

dude did you know your junk is hanging out in your profile picture? oops. . . c.o.g.

by pilyapearl April 4, 2011