Balam

Balam is the type of guy who is funny and can make you laugh he is a guy who is very stupid and sarcastic when answering questions when he gets called he likes to play video games. Balam will always be at your side to make you smile and keep secrets. He will stand up for you and some times talk back. He can be serious about some things that he cares about. He can be very confusing. He is sneaky. And is a troublemaker. He will stare at you and look away when you look up when he likes you.

Balam : jaguar

by Heyyyyyyitsmeeeeee July 17, 2018

balacco

a popular last name on the east coast of the USA, especially New Jersey, popularly paired with Jennifer

Hey! I'm Allison! My best friend's last name is Balacco!

Balaccos are NINJAS!

by Ninjallison June 23, 2008

Bala Blu

Incoherent nonsense, uttered to mock an individual suspected of having a mental or speech impediment. The term was inadvertently coined by Nigerian politician Bola Tinubu.

A town hall, different from Bala Blu

by Kenny2022 December 8, 2022

balaclava

A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.

"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

Balal

The cutest, smartest, funniest, sexiest brown guy ever.

Wow, he's such a Balal. I wish I could bang him.

by Sexybuttface April 9, 2013

Balamoried

The state of being extremely drunk, to the point where you are extremely vulnerable and have to completely rely on your friends to look after you.

Derived from the amazing Scottish kids TV show where all the actors are constantly 'oan wan'

to be 'balamoried'.

I am balamoried
you are balamoried
he/she/it is balamoried
We are balamoried
They are balamoried

Alternative words/phrases: mwi, drunk, steaming, pished, fucked, ruined, wrecked, shit faced, oot yer tree etc.

WITS EH STOREHHHH?

'Mind that time we shat in case we never got into the Barras because we were all balamoried oot our skulls?'

'I was absolutely balamoried at the weekend and I'm still hangin, never again man'

'Fuck drinking responsibly, we're getting balamoried'

by reallifequeen October 29, 2014

ryan neel bala insta

A cunt who thinks he is cool cause he says sasuke sasuke in every sentence of the xbox party like stfu u gay cunt istg i finna come to ur house and beat ur ass

Look at donald trump he is such a ryan neel bala insta

by Black retard June 20, 2020