buzzed tomato 

What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.

"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."

"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."

"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"

"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"

buzzed tomato by alierpantz January 10, 2013

buzzed over 

The feeling, often experience after a night of drinking, where one is still slightly under the influence(buzzed) but also experiencing a hangover.

#1-i cant tell if I have a hangover or if im just buzzed
#2-you're buzzed over!

buzzed over by drunkenfool December 18, 2009

buzzed driving 

Operating a motor vehicle with a blood-alcohol content just below the legal limit.

Robert thought he was only "buzzed driving," but he forgot that they recently lowered the legal limit from .1 to .08. Now he's fighting a DUI.

buzzed driving by Willie Bob May 12, 2008

buzzed lightbeer 

when you're drunk, literally. sometimes the good buzz before you're actually drunk. buzzing off of beer, or any typeof alcohol.

"you finished all those tilts?"

"pshhh...yeah. now i'm all buzzed lightbeer"

"hells yeah"

buzzed lightbeer by j719 February 20, 2010

Buzzed Lightyear 

Someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. Usually accompanied by woody.

Once I got Buzzed Lightyear, it seemed like my woody was hard up for some attention.

Buzzed Lightyear by themilkmantrink July 24, 2011

Buzzed Up 

To indicate a level of intoxication well beyond buzzed (aka moderately intoxicated), but several drinks (assuming an aggressive pace) short of being unaware nor rightly held responsible for inadvertently passing out and falling through the plate glass shower door to the horror of your husband and children or similar situations involving commonly overlooked "death traps" present in most households.

A reference point indicating you like to party and make no apologies for doing so, typically in cavalier fashion unaware or indifferent to being labeled obtuse, if not off-putting; when you become one with the party and, as it courses through you, exhibit confidence that is not consistent with overall relevance and credibility.

The point at which high level of confidence become blinding; when carrying seemingly simple and "genius" plans that may prove debatable are encouraged.

Baby, seriously- please stop saying that. I'm NOT completely wasted? I already told you I'm a little "buzzed up" from a celebration in the office. Is feeling a little loose a federal offense, again. Damn. . zzzzzzzzzzzz . . . Huh, lipstick on my boxers, what? That's outrageous. Just go back to sleep. . . .... I said give me those. Seriously.

Buzzed Up by Jerriam-Web$ter's August 25, 2010

Buzzed Bunny 

An insane rabbit high on crack that swears every 2 seconds.

WHAT UP BITCH! IM BUZZED FUCKING BUNNY MOTHER FUCKER! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S UP BITCH? MY COCK UP YOUR FUCKING ASS! ILL FUCK YOUR MOM IN THE ASS WHILE IM ON A DRIVEBY IN A BUICK WITH A FUCKING MONKEY! DO YOU LIKE THAT BITCH! ILL FUCK YOUR STUPID CUNT SISTERS TITS AND SODOMOIZE YOUR CHILDHOOD LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE! ...Do you guys have any crack?

Buzzed Bunny by lolz March 19, 2005