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The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
by MDspyro February 18, 2007
Get the Suprise buttsecks mug.an initial invitation of the ritual of buttsecksing, it involves inserting the umaro into another's butt with the promise of repeated insertion
see also se><0r t3h f4c3
see also se><0r t3h f4c3
by GAWD it hurts!11! January 17, 2004
Get the y halo thar buttsecks? mug.When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Man: Oh yeah baby
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
by The Poonman July 3, 2009
Get the Surprise Buttsecks mug.(noun, adverb) The act of or actual splash of cold toilet water splashing onto one's bare ass caused by the poop plummeting into the water basin and displacing the water below.
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You can have buttseckz with a girl if you follow this instructions:
1. Get to a party.
2. find an ugly girl,with great booty
3. make her drunk
4. Fuck her in the ass from behind.
5. in addition,give her a dirty sanchez with her crap.
You can have buttseckz with a girl if you follow this instructions:
1. Get to a party.
2. find an ugly girl,with great booty
3. make her drunk
4. Fuck her in the ass from behind.
5. in addition,give her a dirty sanchez with her crap.
Guy A:I gave Nadja great buttseckz.
Guy B:Does your penis smell now?
Guy A: No,she had to lick it clean,after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Guy B: WTF LOL OMG u haxx0rz her butt.
Guy B:Does your penis smell now?
Guy A: No,she had to lick it clean,after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Guy B: WTF LOL OMG u haxx0rz her butt.
by Bari March 30, 2005
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