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Brownstown Buttprint

When you bang a chick on your boss's glass-top desk, leaving an obvious buttprint.
One year at the Christmas party, somebody gave the vice-president a Brownstown Buttprint.
by JohnnyBunch January 6, 2009
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buttpuke

To spray vomit or blomit (bloody vomit)into the tube that you are felching someone with, therefore filling the anus with puke.
After jaay was done felching his 89 year old boyfriend, he had to go to the bathroom and drain the buttpuke from his rectum.
by Legendary Films September 21, 2004
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buttprint

The impression made from sitting on a couch for so long that it is worn out exactly and only where you sit. It will be there even after you leave your seat.
Dad, it's not comfortable sitting watching tv on the couch because of your buttprint.
by not wholly racist September 1, 2010
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buttrunk

someones who's retarted often fucks up peoples good time. can be a buzzkill most of the time.
"who is that retart"
"yo that guys a fucking buttrunk"
by tisysj August 10, 2009
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buttsprung

the wear area of the recliner after extensive use
no more sex on the lazyboy, its totally buttsprung
by lightseeka August 2, 2011
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buttcrunch

buttcrunch
noun
a person, object, or thing that is so extraordinary it will cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of those who interact with it.

verb trans.
to cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of another party or parties by being splendid or wonderful.

DERIVATIVES
buttcrunchy adjective
buttcrunchingly adverb
1. Your mom's twenty-cheese casserole was such a buttcrunch! I didn't even know there were that many cheeses!

2. She looked so good in that tiny dress that she buttcrunched all of those old dudes over there.

3. The special effects in that movie were so buttcrunchingly sweet my brain went into sugar-shock.
by Luckydyke January 2, 2009
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Butterneck

The act of pulling out while hitting it from behind and shooting a direct hit on your partner's neck.
Every since my sister got her new boyfriend , she hasn't been very enthusiastic during tickle time. So I had to Butterneck her ass.
by Byronecombs March 16, 2018
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