keep it on the butthole

To keep secret or private; possessing information or material that is confidential, only to an individual or select few, and must remain that way.

Popularized in late 2020 Western New York during the COVID-19 pandemic.

I don’t think we should tell Anthony about this. He has never been able to keep it on the butthole with anything. If I know that guy, he will tell everyone and their mother.

by z.e.M.D December 16, 2020

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019

werewolfing a butthole

When you're about to eat out someone's ass, you spread their ass cheeks, exposing yourself to their full moon, and you throw back your head and let out a howl.

You know how Rigby would like to start the night?
By werewolfing a butthole.

by Cyrano515 November 21, 2016

poopy butthole

The act of not wiping your ass after taking a shit either because there is no toilet paper left, or you just chose not to wipe. Leaving your butthole "poopy".

Guy: Shit. Some asshole didn't replace the TP role, guess I'll just have to have a Poopy Butthole

by Lazy Asshole January 21, 2018

ghost butthole

The term ghost butthole refers to the last remaining and moat ashy hit in the bowl of a pipe, bong, chalice, or other kind of smoking pipe and typically refers to marijuana smoking. When a bowl is, "cashed," or no longer contains green, it can be considered a a ghost butthole.

"My friend is truly such a cheapskate... he even saves the ghost buttholes and smokes them later!"

by Elizo Emezeta September 6, 2016

butthole malfunction

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.

Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!

by Gleen707 November 28, 2019

your butthole

a phrase for using instead of saying
"your mom" or your face"

Jared: hey your shoes are ugly
Jenna: your butthole's ugly.

Jared: your a bitch
Jenna: your buttholes a bitch.

Jared: your hairy.
Jenna: your buttholes hairy.

by averyisacoolkidforreal January 24, 2009