buttmunch

An annoying person, particularly a small one you can't call a worse name

Your little sis is a buttmunch

by Az December 14, 2002

Buttcunt

A man's asshole that is fucked by another man as if it was a vagina.

Show me your buttcunt.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Buttmunch

someone who is a complete ass face, and has an inexplicably large head. also finds it amusing to laugh at the expense of others, and is renound for being irritating.

Thomas Cope is a buttmunch

by xandi April 2, 2008

Buttginity

The anal equivalent of "Virginity."

"Man, I took her buttginity." ...Thereby indicating that the young man was the first to penetrate a young lady's anal cavity.

by The Spicy Daddy November 4, 2007

buttfungus

A slang term for "Chronic Anal Candidiasis", or in infection caused by a fungi growth on the anal pore. Not unlike a yeast infection, the symptoms include severe itching/burning and a smelly fuckin' white discharge.

"Dude, I can smell your buttfungus...you should have that looked at."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

buttlung

an individual who is always talking shit

I wish that buttlung would shut the hell up.

by your mom September 3, 2003

Terminal Buttfungus

Terminal Buttfungus is a dreadful, vicious fungal disease that affects 2 out of 3 women who are not buttfucked at least once a week.

You have to assfuck your woman, or she stands a 66% chance of catching terminal buttfungus and will die as slime molds devour her asshole.

by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009