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Makes My Ass Crave Buttermilk

The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.
Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!
by thefozinator October 29, 2011
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Buttermilk Pancake Stack

A buttermilk pancake stack is when you have sex with a tan fat chick who sweats (representing pancakes because of the rolls and the syrup). When you are reaching the climax, you must pull out and bust your load on top representing the butter.
I had a buttermilk pancake stack at that girl's house, and it got sticky.
by Jariri February 18, 2010
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Butterneck

When a persons neck is wide open , and you slap said neck incredibly hard as if you had butter on your hands .
While Wade was sitting at the table, i snuck up and butternecked him
by AskAjackx May 24, 2019
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fly in the buttermilk

A single dark skinned person surrounded by a group of light skinned people. Possibly, but not necessarily a token black. A racial variation of fly in the ointment.
Jackson: This is my school picture from the early days of desegregation.
Williams: You look like a fly in the buttermilk.

Aaron did not realize that he had only been hired to make the company seem as if it promoted racial diversity. He became discouraged on the first day of work at the firm when he realized that he was the fly in the buttermilk.
by gr8rt1 November 13, 2014
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Buttersocking

This is when two plus men have a fight for honor using only their testicles as weapons. It is similar to Swordfighting but is far more glorious and superior.
Did you see those guys fight last night?

Yeah they were buttersocking like hell!
His balls looked like swollen grapes after that shit!
Yeah but he regained his glory so it is worth the pain.
by Your_fly_is_down February 28, 2019
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Butterstickulal

JOHN CENA ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰
And here comes Mr. Butterstickulal
by Butterstickulal September 17, 2016
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Your ass sucks buttermilk

"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.
Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
by Travesty360 March 4, 2017
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