Butter the Dogs = Lotion on the Feet
It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"
Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.
It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"
Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.
Ain't gonna waste my time on this camel-can't that didn't butter the dogs.
Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.
Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.
by Alimew November 26, 2022
Get the Butter the Dogs mug.A girl or boy who is very ugly in the face. Typical dog bitters have an ok body but the face is deplorable. They usually turn to making out with a dog cuz they're just that ugly.
Guy1: Check her out she has a nice ass.
Guy2: Wait for it....(she turn's around)
GUY 1/2: Damn she's a dog bitter,fuckin ugly. What a shame, that's a waste of a perfectly nice butt on a face like that.
Guy2: Wait for it....(she turn's around)
GUY 1/2: Damn she's a dog bitter,fuckin ugly. What a shame, that's a waste of a perfectly nice butt on a face like that.
by VRPDY May 12, 2009
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Get the dog batter mug.A butterdouche is a backstabbing, grass who is both slimy like butter and a douche like a douche. A butterdouche can also be used as a simple cuss word for a bellend.
I can't believe he grassed me up to the boss, what a fucking butterdouche.
That guy is a total butterdouche.
That guy is a total butterdouche.
by barry balzac March 14, 2011
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Get the butterdog mug.The term for when a male inserts his penis into a hole cut in the bottom of a popcorn bucket for the purpose of recieving discrete oral sex in the theatre enviroment.
(noun) Damn Dave, I heard you got some butterduggin during the sinking scene of Titanic.
(verb) Betty never saw it coming, but I butterdugg'd her during Schindlers List.
(verb) Betty never saw it coming, but I butterdugg'd her during Schindlers List.
by Ed and Noah October 21, 2007
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