butcher's bait

Someone that is so obnoxious they convince you that their sole purpose is to test your morality.

Steven: What the is that moron babbling about over there?

Sean: He was talking about how much of a shame it was that Bush couldn't run for a third term.

Steven: That idiot is butcher's bait for sure.

by Chaddy80 December 19, 2008

Batchelor Sandwich

The quickest and easiest sandwich ever made, usually consists solely of two slices of bread with a condiment in the middle. It is left as one big sandwich, never cut, it doesn't contain butter and is awarded extra points if it consists of both white and brown bread or made in under 25 seconds.
Can also be reffered to as a-
-student sandwich
-ad-break sandwich
-midnight sandwich
-late-for-work sandwich
-home made fast food
-one course meal for one

DAVID: oh my god, i just noticed the time and made the fastest batchelor sandwich ever...12 seconds flat, AND i had to put the tomato ketchup and butter back in the fridge :D
MILES: 12 seconds?! that's impre...did you just say butter?...that's not a batchelor sandwich, that's just a quick lunch.

by Mazzerboy May 12, 2009

shifty butcher

(n) A homosexual man.

One who takes all their meat in via the back door.

That Graham Norton's a right old shifty butcher.

by Anthony Storey October 3, 2007

dodgy butcher

A word for a homosexual. Dodgy butcher - Has the meat delivered round the back.

Fuck me elton john is such a butcher!

by Frank Dux June 29, 2004

The Butcher

an amazing and sexy drummer from the band The Academy is...

"It's Freakin Scooter time!" said The Butcher.

by Fueled_by_Sam November 12, 2007

Sloppy Butcher

A Sloppy Butcher is a sex position in which a guy is eating out a girl while she’s on her period.

Did you hear how frank gave his girlfriend a Sloppy Butcher last week.

by adamhello May 31, 2018

Butcherblock

1) A very large, stalky woman with big legs, man voice, and a linebacker style torso.she's the woman at high school sports games that gets in fights with other fans, players, and/or refs.
2) A type of fist pump where you throw both your arms outward from your chest excessively as if doing double chest pounds multiple times.

1) John - "Hey Don, what the hell is that thing over there fighting with the ref?"
Don - Oh that's just the local butcherblock.
2) Derrell did the butcherblock after scoring a touchdown and the crowd went crazy.

by cousin cracker February 24, 2011