bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.

(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!

by teilhardo September 5, 2016

bus stop hoe

A person who talk or try's to get at many ppl on the bus stop

Ayo Marcus is a bus stop hoe

by Gd bumping rock May 26, 2016

Bus Stop Shawty

A attractive women. Who rides the bus.

I was rolling down the ave and seen this bad ass bus stop shawty!

by Slim💋 May 12, 2016

Bus Stop Bum

(1) A homeless person that usually takes out at the bus stop the haggle people for money and to have some type of shelter from the rain

(2) A person who sleeps at a bus stop or a train station

If a vagabond sleeps on the street he's homeless if he sleeps at the bus stop he's a bus stop bum

by EmJayee January 30, 2020

Bus stop bandit

Most devious cunt in all of bonny

The bus stop bandit stuck again

by Coldesteverin April 22, 2023

Bus Stop Brownies

1. Weed Brownies. Simple as.

2. The act of rolling over your sex partner whilst making loud vroom vroom noises, all while dropping a fat stinky log in the act.

Person 1: Hey bro, you up for some Bus Stop Brownies?

Person 2:

by Nope McGee II April 6, 2024

Soviet Bus Stop

A sexual act where you bring a man close to climax and then press an ice-cube tray to his penis and it becomes frozen like Ralphie's tongue in A Christmas Story.

Janine surprised Tom with a Soviet Bus Stop and it was incredibly painful, but he still managed to finish.

by Empty21 January 1, 2021