burmese bull

Chinese dildo

My asian grandmother got me a Burmese Bull for the Chinese New Year.

by aby_love January 2, 2010

Burmese Pocket Turtle

A sneaky sexual move in which the man whips out his penis while sneaking up on a girl and proceeds to insert it into the females pocket.

girl after having penis inserted into pocket: "What the heck?"
guy: "Bitch thats the burmese pocket turtle."

by DukingMonster November 23, 2009

If Trump Had a Burmese Wife

When Donald J. Trump wished one of his wives were from Burma, who would have reminded him to seek undemocratic advice from her country’s military coup leaders, which could have allowed him to have faux more years at the White House should his numerous lawsuits against alleged fraudulent voting fail.

If Trump had a Burmese wife or mistress, he’d have undemocratically been re-elected, by staging a professionally planned coup à la Birmanie, or by declaring a years-old martial law to prolong his illegal stay at the White House.

by MathPlus January 31, 2021

Burmese Tiger Pit

A game when a naked girl sticks all her dildos upright on the floor and proceeds to jump onto them to try to get one in her pussy.

Girl 1: "Hey sister, I just did the Burmese Tiger Pit yesterday. I got one in!
Girl 2: "Wow, you go girl!"

by thwankuth September 30, 2019

Burmese Whoopee Cushion

When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.

Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.

by East Timor July 25, 2016

Burmese Handshake

The act of shitting in ones palm, and then aggressively forcing a pussy to cum until the squirting urine combines with the shit thus completing the Burmese Handshake.

I got the aroma of shit, urine and cum out of her using the burmese handshake, dude.

by vanessaloveshotchicks August 16, 2019

burmese belly rub

A popular form of calming-down from back in the old country. First apply Crisco, liberally, from nipples to waistline. Next, work up quite a lather with your saliva. Proceed to then lick the belly of the rub-ee in a circular motion, beginning from the belly button, working your way outward.

Don't forget to get all the belly button lint!!

said in an old country accent, "Oh honey, it has been long stressful day at ze mines. you know just what would ease me on up, eh?"
"oooooh, of course, my loverr.. we shall have a burmese belly rub for dinner and then eskimo pies for dessert!! ..."
"Oh ho ho.... "

giggles and slurping sounds.

by freddy ben's on January 23, 2011