Bunk-bed BJ

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.

I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Bunked

Extremely wasted and\or stoned to the point where movement or activity become uninteresting and resentful.

Temporary mental to physical paralysis caused by laziness and urge to do nothing.

"Yo J lets go bowling!"
"Fuck that bro, I'm to bunked to leave."

I'm sorry officer! Honestly I'm sober! M over here is bunked out of his mind though."

by Jeff Carrot July 27, 2008

bunked-in

(Verb) The act of commiting any sexual activity with a person or persons of the opposite sex over the duration of a certain period time typically occurring in the nightly hours.

Friend-"Bro, how did things go with you and Ashley last night? Did you hit that?"

You-"Haha of course bro! We got bunked-in for a few hours in Tommy's bed."

Friend-"Noice."

by Brostradomis June 16, 2014

Shaky bunk bed

When two guys end up trying to hook up in the same room with different girls and they're both successful.

two guys hooking up with different chicks in one room often times resulting in a shaky bunk bed

by ballinho's69 December 6, 2011

Monkey Bunked

When something dies in a cool/embarrassing/funny way

When a monkey gets bunked

"You just got Monkey Bunked!"

"Dude, Ford just got Monkey Bunked!"

by Skylineclark January 30, 2022

Philadelphia Bunk Bed

A Philadelphia Bunk Bed is when two people sit on the toilet at the same time with one pooping normally and the other pooping in the top part of the toilet (water tank).

Charlie: That Chipotle was amazing. Too bad there is only one toilet.

Frank: It's ok, we can pull a Philadelphia Bunk Bed.

by Detective Jinx November 14, 2017

bunk bed

bunk bed-when someone has an ugly face but a hot rockin body therefore it is acceptable to sleep with him/her

Brintney spears is so bunk bed

by Rahul Goswami July 22, 2008