bumbling buffoon

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.

"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.

by mhorndisk April 3, 2016

Bumbling Idiot

One who's brain has gone bonkers and says whatever comes to the person's head

As soon as the bumbling idiot spoke, people gave up on life and decided to move to Antartica

by bubblyfairy755 December 9, 2017

bumping tacos

A term that defines that act of rubbing two vaginas together.

Sarah and mary like to bump tacos.

by Nastynate June 12, 2003

bumping knuckles

Fist fighting. Professional, Amateur or Street.

When two dudes get to jawing in the Club, then go outside...'bout to be some "bumping knuckles!"

by talk2me-JCH2 March 5, 2021

cunt bumping

The act of 2 women criss crossing there legs and riding back and forth, or scissoring.

I walked in on the 2 whores cunt bumping.

by Claudeguy March 31, 2017

Bumping Cat-heads

A action portrayed by master electricitans by bumping the crotch areas together. Only the best of the best electrical professionals perform this act. The friction of bumping/contacting both crotches together conducts its own electrical fusion. This can only be performed when both participating are wearing a working mans blue jean.

Foreman: Hey Utters, you got that wired up yet?
Worker: No not yet, me and the journey man are up here bumping cat-heads getting prepared.

by TheLegendOfUtters June 9, 2018

booty-bumping

(verb) The anal ingestion of a drug, administered with a syringe. The method is nearly as effective and as fast as intravenous method. As with all things there can be some unpleasant side effects depending on what chemical/drug is being injected.

Stevie could not hit a vein for shit earlier. I think he did it that on purpose because in short order after a few attempts, the fagget-singer broke the needle tip off his rig, raised up in the seat, cause I was driving when he did it, and then he worked his hands behind him and gave me a first hand demonstration of booty-bumping.

by Nikki Stixx May 1, 2021