Bumples

A kind of injury you get when you hurt yourself very badly in a very funny and or retarded way.

"I woke up with bumples after i got ran over by that bus of transvestites"

by shaquida January 8, 2008

bumpage

mainly happens to females. when they get out of the shower after washing their hair, and its still wet and they tie it up, then when it is dry they remove the hairtie and they are left with a big bump in their hair, which is hard to brush out.

trust me, i know all about bumpage!

by the wind is changing September 12, 2005

Bumpalicious

Insanely tight rap music made by white caucasian men.

Wow George's new song is bumpalicious.

by velde October 2, 2006

bumpage

Music that one "bumps" in his or her ride, crib, etc. or possibly even "in the club".

Sweet: Road trip?
Funk: Word.
Sweet: I'll be there in 10. I got some new bumpage.
Funk: Sweet!

by Anonymous Rappa May 28, 2007

Bumple

The type of bump you get from sleeping with to many people.

Its that thing that you think is a pimple on your one night stands ass or genital area but its really a gross cross genetic form of herpes or some shit. thats what we call the bumple possibly spreads to other areas quite rapidly.

by itsnotray July 24, 2010

Bumpaloop

1. To have clumsy sex.

2. An obstacle that is challenging or in the way.

3. Great and silly pet name.

"Hey nice cat you got there, too bad you named it Spot, you could have named it after my elephant Bumpaloop."

"Oh she wasn't as good as I thought she'd be last. Had more bumpalooping than I needed."

"I have another bumpaloop week to get through before this semester's over."

by Shloof December 4, 2010

Bumples

When a woman ties her hair in a pony tail and the hair is all lumpy, not looking perfect, the lumps are called bumples.

My hair dresser is hopeless, she tied my hair up and it is full of bumples.

by jomomocomo May 27, 2013