talking bollocks

To talk about something irrelevant, or incorrect.

1. "What did you get up to last night?"
"Oh, just sat round a friends house talking bollocks."

2. "I was out last night and met this bloke who told me he was once an astronaut."
"Woah, did you believe him?"
"No, he was talking bollocks".

by Growkie August 13, 2006

the dogs bollocks

Something or a person that is the best thing ever.

That Audi TT is the dogs bollocks!

by minge monkey April 23, 2003

Dog's Bollocks

In UK slang terms the "dog's bollocks" means the best. It comes from the habit of male dog's licking their testicles (bollocks) and that they must taste good as they spend so much time in this activity.

The concert last night was the dog's bollocks.

by Robert Kingsley October 4, 2005

No bollocks

No messing around, no excuses, no deception.

I'll have this assignment ready for you by Tuesday. No bollocks.

by duosayso August 22, 2011

Top Bollocks

Used as another name for a females breasts

"she has lovly top bollocks"

by Xod August 28, 2005

Bullocker

One who is a loyal fan of Sandra Bullock!

If you've seen 'While You Were Sleeping' or 'Miss Congeniality' more than 20 times than you're probably a Bullocker! ;)

by _Kizzzzzy July 23, 2013

bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004