Dry Buffing

Dry Buffing is a method of male masturbation that employs the use of a Dremel tool with a soft buffing attachment, polishing pad or brush. The goal of Dry Buffing is to stimulate the the male member with the Dremel tool and spinning the buffing pad for stimulation until the individual reaches an orgasmic state. The individual finishes off by ejaculating and letting the semen run down the shaft leaving the cock in a shiny, glossy state.

Steven purchased a new Dremel tool set at the local Home Depot. Although he purchased the set to peform some minor home repairs, he found himself in the garage using his new found hardware to do a little Dry Buffing. Steven got himself off several times before proceeding with the actual repairs inside the house.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2014

helmet buffing

1. oral sex on male genitalia

dat girl got mad helmet buffing skillz, She ate my jawn up for hours without coming up for air.

by K.T. Farmer April 2, 2006

buffing the bat

1. Slang for "polishing one's awards".

2. Masturbation

Rory was really buffing the bat in that meeting.

by Debbles May 6, 2006

buffing the little trombone

when an obliging and well endowed lady performs a simultaneous rimjob and titwank on a grateful gentleman

Whilst waiting for the next patient to arrive, the anaesthetist was most grateful to the scrub nurse who had removed her top and his trousers, and was buffing the little trombone with vigour.

by illustriousbob December 10, 2011

Buffinkenpoop

When someone is such a collosal clod that a new word had to be made up to quantify such a high level of ninkemfoonery. It would be unfair to the buffoon and ninkenpoop communities to label said moron with these titles hence the word buffinkenpoop was born

My uncle Gary is such a buffinkenpoop

by dadbod85 June 14, 2018

The Buffing System

The system is which oral sex is conducted normally on a male but with certain provisons a female may be done. The oral sex is done when a girl or guy wrapps there tongue aroung the penis and slowly caresses the girth and length of the male or females shaft.

Male: Goose you going to buddies house today?

Goose: Yes of course, Buddies Advocate style.

Male: Oh I would say I sense The Buffing System coming into play, but you cant get shit so.

by The Flori$t June 24, 2012

Pillow Buffing

When a man lies naked on his couch, not yet sexually aroused but proceeds to cross his legs around a pillow and lightly grind on it.

Yeah dude, I totally walked in on Francesco pillow buffing.

by terriblepseudonym April 8, 2013