Buffering Balls

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.

Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.

by joemanshowman September 3, 2015

buffering shots

A drinking game in which one watches a film over very slow internet and every time the movie buffers, a shot is taken, hence the name buffering shots. The last person who takes the shot must drink beer out of a bowl.

Alan: Let's put on the Wolf of Wall Street, and every time it pauses we'll do buffering shots.

Jordan: Great idea Alan.

by someoneudontknow101 February 24, 2017

EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.

Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.

by superbloke April 28, 2010

Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.

Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.

by Joquandra April 7, 2011

Buttering the cat

This term began to appear after the December 2021 viral Reddit post "AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts?" on r/AmITheAsshole by u/ThrowawayOrangeCat about a conflict involving two cats at their workplace. The cats are named Jean and Jorts, and to cut a long story short, a human colleague named Pam had been spreading margarine on Jorts to encourage him to groom himself. (Presumably he would like the taste and spend more time licking it off.) It's unclear whether Jorts responded to this, because Jean began to lick his fur -- this upset her digestive system. Pam was asked to stop applying margarine to Jorts. Readers shared the post to social media, and people began posting memes and jokes about the situation.

Later that month, #DisabilityTwitter used the situation as an analogy, to address whether a particular accommodation is useful. (Implied: even if it's well-intentioned, if it's not helpful to the person with needs, it wastes time and may actually have negative impacts. Just like applying margarine to Jorts.)

"Are you helping, or are you just buttering the cat?" (from #DisabilityTwitter)

A person may want to help resolve a difficult situation, but realizes that they lack the necessary skills and would just make things worse: "I'd love to help, but at this point I suspect I'd just be buttering the cat ..."

by TapirTrouble December 21, 2021

end my suffering

what you say when you hear a jacob sartorious song

"hey listen to this"
"OH JESUS THE PAIN! END MY SUFFERING!"

by Marsquakes August 1, 2016