Brutus Jackhammer

When you’re putting in that work on her

Hey Dillion, I hit Susie with the Brutus jackhammer last night!

by anra999 June 30, 2022

Top Brutus

The formal term used to refer to CSchelz. The term describes his exceptional ability to be better at everything than anyone who dares challenge him.

Hey are you also driving to the Grotto? No, I’m CSchelz, the Top Brutus, I fly, and no economy seats 😎

by TALKBOUTDAT October 23, 2022

Brown Brutus

A massive turd so big and girthy it feels like your getting stabbed in the ass as it passes.

Caesar said he had to go to the ER for a couple of stiches after passing a brown brutus.

I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

gay brutus

A friend to your face who waits in the shadows to deliver the final stab., A fake gay., A betrayer of trust.

Thanks for sleeping with my boyfriend you gay brutus!

by Seqouia Redwood Montrose-Jones July 11, 2010

Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.)

1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.

The Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) strikes again!

by keith0824 July 18, 2010

let's do this like Brutus

"Let us proceed with all due haste."

Origin: The "Monster Truck" Strong Bad email wherein Strong Mad will smash Marzipan's guitar over Homestar's head. Homestar says "Let's do this like Brutus!"

I'm ready to go kife some firewood from West End.

Alright, let's do this like Brutus.

by elemental July 7, 2005

let's do this like Brutus

Kool Keith says lots of crazy stuff, meaning is subject to interpretation and context.

Phrase originates in the track "Still the Best" by Kool Keith at 1:41: "we do this like Brutus"

Phrase altered for Strongbad as "let's do this like Brutus"

by ja_slim November 15, 2013