brastache

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.

I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!

by leporinis December 16, 2008

Boustred

To react explosively with any smell related to faeces.
Synonymous to chunder.

Dude, Lily just shat and I Boustred-ed everywhere

by DelicateReflex September 29, 2010

freddie bristow

The best person in the world also known as god

Freddie bristow is god

by I don’t know April 19, 2018

bristol stool chart

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).

I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!

by castanza January 2, 2009

Brustal

Brustal; {Broos-tl}

–adjective

1. The darkest form of evil.

2. Pure intensity: brustal music.

3. harsh; ferocious.

Origin:

The only word able to describe such concentrated hell.

—Related forms

brus·tal·ly, adverb

hy·per·brus·tal, adjective

hy·per·brus·tal·ly, adverb

OMG that was more than brutal... It was brustal!

by X Sentinel June 28, 2010

bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.

Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol

by The Spike February 22, 2007

brastling

when two girls wrestle each other in their bras. usually done at sleepovers.

David: Dude wanna spy on the girls sleepover party?

Lundon: Yeah man hopefully well get to see some brastling!

by chicksondicks69 April 20, 2011