the woods are burning

An exclamation of alarm, horror, or befuddlement. Typically reserved for English classes and bookstores.

"Arthur Miller's dead? The woods are burning!"

or

"That was a picture of a man nipple? THE WOODS ARE BURNING!"

by alexthepagan September 30, 2008

burning daylight

Wasting time during hours when the sun is up. People were often only able to work when they could see outside.

Jimmy should have been out mowing the lawn, but instead he was burning daylight playing video games in the basement.

by DIGGERß March 28, 2004

Brucing

Brucing (to Bruce or to be Bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.

"He Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"

by Nasca Dopant October 17, 2011

burning the candle at both ends

An English idiom meaning to work long hours without rest. Working late into the night and beginning again early in the morning.

Joe: You're eyes are black sockets, you need some sleep man!

Snowflake: I've been burning the candle at both ends trying to finish this 509 paper.

by mikwat May 24, 2004

burning shit

The feeling of fire in and around your rectum while taking a poo. Normally a more liquid type of poop.

Man that diarrhea was so bad, it was a burning shit.

by SirGalahad August 7, 2008

burningcheetos32

burningcheetos32 is a TikTok account with 2 owners who post memes.

Did you see what burningcheetos32 posted?
Yes I'm lmao

by Footkink_xoxo May 17, 2021

burning bush

a term used to describe the pubic hair of a red headed person.

Luke saw eric's burning bush when he dropped his towel.

by simba2543565 March 30, 2009