brixton twos

when someone asks you to save them half of your cigarette, but u give them less then half of it.

girl a "twos me please babe"
girl b "yeah safe init"
girl a "oi i swear dats one brixton twos, get me"

by lady_isa April 25, 2008

braxton

The best boyfreind you could ever have oh and did i menchin hes hot,a great kisser,and good at many things!!!!

i love braxton so much and hes the best

by Amanda December 4, 2004

Braxton

A term used by some in Pennsylvania to describe a man who doesn't sleep when it's dark out and has an extreme hatred of his 10th grade government teacher. Many Braxtons will attempt to overthrow said government teacher even though they have a girl best friend who loves the teacher.

Man that Braxton over there is so handsome. Should I ask him about his 10th grade government teacher?

by bumblebeelegs June 6, 2020

Braxton Springer

The tallest simp on planet earth

Braxton Springer is a simp

by Boomerhater February 27, 2020

Braxton shits

contractions of the stomach, also known as false defocatory alarms or practice-poo contractions are sporadic intenstinal contractions that usually start around T-minus 10 minutes but not resulting in any ejection of chocolate logs. Not experienced once the turtles head is peeping out, or if Mr Hankey is in the departure lounge, boarding pass and passport in hand.

'ere Kayleigh - just been to the bog again - thought I needed a dump but it was only another bleedin Braxton shits ffs :(

by Hurrsy74 October 19, 2010

Broton

The sub-atomic particles that connect all "bros". The extra particle is what accounts for all of bro culture. It also allows bros to send messages among each other without having to speak.

"Did you see that chick, bro?"
"Nah man I didn't."
"I was sending you major brotons!"

by GratisTheThird February 8, 2009

brocton

A town in western New York. Actually, a village, it's too small to be a town. It is populated by trailer parks and one gas station. People inhabiting this village will most likely work at said gas station, or are a drug dealer.
This town will rarely be found on a map. Surrounding towns are Portland, Westfield, Dunkirk, and Fredonia. There is one road traveling through the town itself and while traveling on this one mile of road, you will see the whole town. Located on this road you'll find the previously mentioned gas station, a school, and a row of decrepit houses.
Population is about 84.

"I'm from Brocton, New York."
"Where?"
"...Buffalo."

by k528 November 27, 2011