facebook browsing

Term used when someone is Facebook stalking another but wants to seem less stalker-like.

I was Facebook browsing through her page and found out she was single!

by AlleySON January 7, 2011

bowling ball for marge

A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.

You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.

by author October 10, 2006

bowling ball cut

A rip of skin off your thumb by using a faulty bowling ball. Usually painful.

I got a bowling ball cut yesterday and it's still painful today.

by Can of Worms January 19, 2008

bowlingposting

(a bowlingpost) is the act of suddenly coming online to a group chat and posting something entierly irrelevant to the current discussion/topic in said group chat/group text.

Some people are currently discussing mortgages in group chat. A person that wasn't part of the discussion posts a picture of coca cola bottle filled with baked beans. That person just committed the act of bowlingposting the group chat.

by bregor2 December 23, 2020

Pope bowling

Illegal sport where the player's main aim is to tackle the pope to the ground. Bonus points are awarded for taking down his entourage. The sport reached its peak when Susanna Maiolo tackled Pope Benedict XVI before the Christmas Eve Mass in 2009 - taking down three others. Two more joined the pile to assist the Pope, scraping her a final score of 280.
Scoring:
Pope knocked down= 50 pts
other knocked down = 10 pts
score is multiplied by total amount of people in pile
people who aren't knocked down but end up in the pile are worth 0 points, but are added to the multiplier

- "did you catch the Pope bowling over Christmas?"

- "yeah that Susanna Maiolo's the best Pope bowler"

by Baroness Orczy March 10, 2010

Small-browsing

Small-browsing is a method of "stealthy" web browsing for when incognito mode just doesn't get you off. Small-browsers drag the corners of the open web page inwards, creating an air-tight, sealed window for the discreet viewing of pornographic or otherwise nsfw material, typically in a public setting. While the majority of small-browsers small-browse in classrooms, they have also been known to participate in small-browsing within libraries during lunch or their personal time. Please note that small-browsing should never occur in private, and should always be done without shame.

Tim: Hey, is that kid looking at porn?

Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.

Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!

Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.

by Scales November 12, 2013

Fursuit Bowling

Fursuit bowling is a common furmeet activity, usually organized by a group of friends. When fursuit bowling, the members of the group will dress up in their fursuit and bowl whilst wearing it.

Jake: Dude, where were you last night?
Tom: I was fursuit bowling with some friends

by KrookedKnees April 13, 2020