Brothalyzer

A device that tells you how much broth you've drunk

"I think I had too much soup. Give me a brothalyzer test!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018

Brothelwaffle

1)The hesitation before entering a brothel.

2)A waffle cooked inside a brothel.

Person 1: Come on man, let's go!
Person 2: I don't know if I'm going in..
Person 1: Haha, Person 2 is having a brothelwaffle!!

Wife:I can't believe you went to a brothel!
Husband: I just wanted my brothelwaffles...

by meowfulcopter March 25, 2009

brundisha brothas

The statement that ones are brothers for life.

Hey Anthony you wanna be brundisha brothas?
Yea man u got it!

by John Asowroketer August 28, 2007

Briggsy Brothel

A type of Brothel worked by only the oldest, ugliest and most disease-riddled prostitutes. These women can't do business with regular clients as they are so repulsive no one would pay for them. Instead they are condemned to a Briggsy Brothel where only the oldest, ugliest and most disease-riddled clients go. Regular prostitutes won't do business with these clients as they are so repellant. Thus the Briggsy Brothel matches up hideous hookers with repulsive johns. The BB is such a niche profession that the hookers are frequently idle. These disused prostitutional wastes pass the time by exchanging treasured possessions such as genital warts and fanny slugs.

What's that building the Dwarf's entering?

Aah that'll be a Briggsy Brothel.

by Colin Cummerbund September 8, 2006

Brotholicism

the religion of bro
every bro in brodom (the bro kingdom) will live the life of a bro.
bro's live life hard and long, chug nattys, get fucked by slampieces, and get brojobs.
in the art of brotholicism women make the sandwiches and belong in the kitchen.
you have reached brotholicism when your life is chill and all is bro.

90 percent of true lax players believe in brotholicism.

by MLIB69 December 22, 2010

brotha lynch

filthiest rapper alive. aka baby killa.

cuz im that nigga that they call lynch,
i got em niggas fienin for my shit i empty clips, drinkin fuckin wit that spliff and its the nigga that kill for the reason its the season of da sicc

by brothalynch May 27, 2004

Smooth Talking Brotha

1) (Noun) A brotha who is down with his words, able to talk his way out of anything, no matter how busted he looks

2) (Noun) A brotha who can get anything and anywhere he wants with his words alone.

1)
Homie 1 - "You know yo brotha got caught by the 5O smoking some good dro."
Homie 2 - "Fuck, he get busted?"
Homie 1 - "Fuck nah, that brotha is down with his words, he was smoking dat fat ass blunt right infront of the po po. He said some shit, laughed with the cops and they left his ass alone."
Homie 2 - "that nigga is one smooth talking brotha."

2)
Homie 1 - "Yo, iz that brotha skipping the line and talking to dat bouncer?"
Homie 2 - "Yeah, he ain't getting in tho, he a broke ass. I know him."
Homie 1 - "Fuck that shit, the bouncer let his sorry ass in."
Homie 2 - "Shit, that nigga a june bug."
Homie 1 - "He a smooth talking brotha."

by Smooth Talking Brotha23232 September 1, 2009