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Bronxville is a country club in its self. Buzzing with blond wasps decked out in Lily Pulitzer and the occasional jap. Can you say Juicy Couture? Rich kids roll through the town's beautifully paved streets in daddy's SUV off to some sort of private lesson. Whether it be tennis or off to the barn we cover every prep sport. We usually spend the summer in the cape, the Hamptons or jet setting, to places you most likely cant afford. Its the kind of town where only those who can buy themselves in belong. Which is a very high price to pay since we are known as the upper east siders of westchester.
Bronxville is the shit.
by Bronxville May 23, 2005
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Bronxville

Bronxville is a Village in the town of Eastchester. Many areas in Tuckahoe, Eastchester, and Yonkers have a "Bronxville P.O." meaning that they use the Bronxville post office. The town consists of Wasps and Catholics that only go to church on holidays. For many years, the real estate agents would refuse sale of homes to minorities (blacks, jews, asians etc.) That is the cause of the predominantly white population. The school was ranked third in the county. The median home value is $1.7 million. It is a village of elitists. The students drive nicer cars than the teachers. The fathers either work extremely hard or are usually retired by 48 and the mothers tend to play tennis and shop. The most common cars in Bronxville are the Mercedes E500 wagon, Land Rover Range Rover, Chevrolet Suburban/GMC Yukon Denali XL, BMW X5, BMW 750iL, and Lexus LX470/Toyota Land Cruiser. There is also a Volvo for the babysitter. The citizens of the village can be stuck up, but most are down to earth. The children are a product of their environment and turn out to be worse than their parents. The problem is that the parents are always out at charity functions or social galas, that the children have no boundaries and run wild. The village itself is unbeatable. It is not a single strip of stores like Pelham or Rye, but is a well constructed village. The main difference between Bronxville and Scarsdale is the size and the number of Jews. In Bronxville you can count the number of Jewish families on one hand, Scarsdale is the complete opposite. Bronxille is a great place to live.
The village of Bronxville is home to the wealthy.
by Dick Robetson August 2, 2007
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Bronxville

Bronxville is a small, wealthy town, in lower Westchester county. Many say that all the kids are rich and snooty. They really arent. They are privledged and appreciate everything that they have. Everything that people say on this site are stereotypes. Many kids cant afford fancy cars, or nice clothes, but they live here becuase their parents want them to have a good chance at getting into a good college. Many older couples retire here because of its size, and senior-friendly town.
Person 1: look that kid is from Bronxville! I bet she is snooty and rich!
Person 2: STOP STEREOTYPING
by azthrykskdnfmajsd;flkj October 7, 2012
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roseville

A suburb in Minnesota right outside St. Paul and Minneapolis.
Roseville in Minnesota has existed since the 19th century so the other ones can go suck themselves. We also had the first Target ever and MacGyver lived here.
by Eric August 25, 2006
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BroSkillet

Spin off of "HomeSkillet" or "HomeDog" etc; Just a little more brocore, with an attitude.
Mike: "Whats up broskillet?"

Steve: "Not much holmes."
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Breville

Best toasted sandwich in the world. Well known in Australia. Usually with a tomato and cheese filling. Consists of 2 tringle pieces with the edges toatsed together so that they are sealed and crispy and fillings are melted.
let's have brevilles for lunch! Yummy.
by Janeen_83 April 8, 2009
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Bronxville

A rich, ritzy, suburban alternative to the Upper East Side, in that it's the same snobs living in both areas. Ironically Bronxville has "Bronx" in its name, but that is because the Bronx RIVER is the western boundary of the Village of Bronxville. Bronxville is like Scarsdale, but more expensive because it is closer to the city.
The Bronx River runs through the middle of the Bronx and passes through the Bronx Zoo.
by YO Man July 11, 2004
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