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Broadstock

A massive lover of sweaty, mind blowing cock. commonly known as 'Broadcock' , but dont be fooled, He has a tiny shlong.
#1 i accidently went on gay porn last night

#2 you serious?
#1 yeah, i saw this guy....biggest broadstock ive ever seen.
by misohorney October 17, 2009
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Broadside

Like the Naval manoeuvre, a broadside is a cockblock executed by a Wingman in which they approach a target in a social setting, unleashing an arsenal while passing thus rendering the target dead in the water.
Wingman sent in to broadside guy doing well at a bar:
‘Hey mate, it was good to hear you beat that rape charge’.

Wingman sent in to broadside a couple leaving a bar:
‘Hey mate, how did your ex go with the abortion?’

Wingman sent in to broadside a guy close to closing the deal at a bar:
‘Hey mate, how is the hepatitis C going?’
by Zoltan Technician November 11, 2018
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i got broads in atalanta

I got broads in Atalanta is a reference to Desiigner's song "Panda".
It literally means I got a girl in Atalanta.
You figure out the rest.
Due to inappropriate reasons, I have decided not to use this term ( namely, I got broads in Atalanta) in a sentence.
by ThebestAshvin March 12, 2017
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bronad

Bronad (noun) is your best bro. You two are so close and tight like a pair of nads.
Yo bronad, where are we going?
by bronad March 20, 2011
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broadsword

a two-handed hand job
My dick was so big, she had to broadsword it
by Dbreezy99999 August 6, 2011
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Broadsword

/brôdˌsôrd/

n.

1. a sword with a wide blade, used for cutting rather than thrusting.

2. a thick cock of substantial girth, one whose cross-sectional shape is elliptical, and not circular, thereby providing more surface area for vaginal contact with less required volume of blood.

3. One who calls Danny Boy.
Examples:

"I cut off his cock with my broadsword!"

"Heidi, don't you want my broadsword inside you?"

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Broadsword calling Danny Boy."
by joepa007 December 31, 2013
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