bromatose

A state of stupor, bordering on complete exhaustion, brought upon as a direct result of intense bro-like activities, such as binge-drinking, though not necessarily characterized by a hangover

"After three days of partying on Phuket, I just sat on the beach the next day totally bromatose."

"I'm not going to make it out tonight, I'm still bromatose from last night."

by MiZa June 10, 2013

sodium bromate

Sodium Bromate = NaBrO3 = Nah Bro

"He asked me to hang out with him and I was all like Sodium Bromate."

by Twopenny May 4, 2016

bromento

A souvenir that a bro acquires after getting laid. Usually, but not limited to, a piece of clothing, such as a bra or panties.

Bro #1: "When I woke up this morning I found that Cindy wasn't in my bed still but she left me a nice bromento."

Bro #2: "Nice bro!"

*The two bros proceed to do a very chill handshake."

by Dunks22 July 21, 2010

Bromet

To insert one's penis into a lukewarm grapefruit and fuck it.
The grapefruit is usually an average sotrebought grapefruit that has been warmed up in a microwave. The penis usually belongs to a small, skinny, white male who will never know if the grapefruit feels like a real pussy or not.

Recently Jason noticed that his hand was no longer able to do their job. His ever sympathetic mother now supplies grapefruits for him to bromet with, in exchange for oral pleasure.

by Fizbitch June 2, 2008

Bromatic

A bromance that is also dramatic. The drama usually comes from the jealous girlfriend of one or both of the bros

Steve and Mark had a strong bromance going on until Mark's girlfriend got jealous. Now it's just bromatic!

by Magdalen22 March 19, 2015

Broment

A Bro moment exept it is a single word for laziness and style.

Bro: broment
Bro2: got that broment correct bro

by Fan of Azu September 9, 2020

Brokeation

When you are on vacation and are broke, just sitting home.

Billy is so broke, he's taking a brokeation. He hasn't been out of his house in a week.

by Sup4h4x0r December 29, 2010